Introducing the LARP Shirt.
Lockheed Martin. Anduril. Raytheon. Palantir.
Four companies working tirelessly to make your night vision, drone, tactical gear and questionable financial decisions feel completely inadequate.
Are you an operator? Probably not.
Do you have a security clearance? Absolutely not.
Have you spent an unreasonable amount of money preparing for scenarios that will never happen? Welcome aboard.
LARP
Please note: Wearing this shirt does not constitute employment, sponsorship, government affiliation, a security clearance, or authorization to enter restricted facilities.
Our HR department made us add that last part.